String abstract PHP function
As a web developer, I’m often trying to squeeze text into small spaces, and sometimes the only way is to create a summary, or abstract […]
I Hate the French (lyrics)
Extracts from “I Hate the French”, a satirical comedy song written by Richard Curtis and performed by Howard Goodall, live during Rowan Atkinson’s 1980 UK […]
Really useful RegEx bits
If like me, you often need to use regular expressions, but still after over 10 years of using them can waste an entire morning just […]
Working with MySQL databases from PHP
If like me, you often forget what your database tables are called, or need to check if a MySQL table has been created successfully, but […]
Flight Of The Conchords… Mutha Ucker!
“Flight Of The Conchords” are New Zealand comedy duo Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, and sell themselves as “formerly New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based […]
New iPhone 4G prototype left in bar!
On the evening of Thursday, 18th of March, Apple Software Engineer Gray Powell was celebrating his 27th birthday at Gourmet Haus Staudt, a German beer […]
The Apple iPad – unveiled!
Apple is, at this very moment, unveiling the new iPad! An A4 size version of the iPhone, 0.5 inches thick, 1.5 pounds, 9.7″ touch screen […]
Fireworks over Lake Annecy
The spectacular grand finale to Annecy’s “Fête du Lac” fireworks display, Saturday 2nd August 2008. It just gets better and better!
Massive Attack – Paleo 2008
The Grand Finale to the whole show, with spectacular visuals and lightshow. Look out for the national flags! I think this maybe a previously unreleased […]
Lindsay Lohan’s “Fire Crotch”
Well, she might be worth over $7 million, but it looks like poor old Lindsay Lohan can’t afford a pair of panties! The Blogosphere is awash […]