Florida photographer for marriage equality
A Florida wedding photographer hits back at homophobic client who cancels because of his stance on marriage equality. Karma’s a bitchy gay!
Humour
Protect us from Picasso’s filthy art!
Puritans Fox News choose to censor the cubist representation of breasts during a segment about a Picasso painting … presumably to protect their viewers?
Drugs? Terror? What’s next…
The war on drugs brought in more drugs, the war on terror created more terrorists. What’s next?
Hahaha, real-life Grammar Nazis!
The American [Grammar] Nazi Party tweeted, “It really isn’t that difficult to use correct spelling and grammar…”.
“That’s an impossibility… at best!”
I just overheard the most excellent phrase being used, “That’s an impossibility… at best!”. I’m going to use it the next time someone asks me to achieve the unachievable.
10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS
“1 more beer then we’re lesbian”, “My love for you is strong. I would buy you a casket”, “I had to inject her with an EPIC penis” … and other classics!
Top Tips: Eggs without a timer
Want to boil eggs to perfection without the need for a costly egg timer? Use a junior math problem to solve the quandary! [joke]
“WiFi makes me lightheaded…”
Amusing comments to a woman who believes that WiFi zones are causing her to feel lightheaded, (despite the lack of scientific evidence).
Lance Armstrong – How many?
When I’m feeling down, I just remind myself that I have as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstong, and twice as many testicles!
Who needs logic when we’ve got Imperial measurements?
Not content with basing the whole system on the size of arbitrary body parts, today I learned about standard Imperial measurements for wood!
Swiss Referendum to Ban PowerPoint?
The Swiss might have been late to the table when it came to giving women the vote, (1971), but they are certainly no strangers to […]
I Hate the French (lyrics)
Extracts from “I Hate the French”, a satirical comedy song written by Richard Curtis and performed by Howard Goodall, live during Rowan Atkinson’s 1980 UK […]