Geek chat-up lines (guaranteed to fail)

Geek Chat-up Lines
A developer’s site held a competition to find the best “pick-up lines involving web development”. Here are just a few of the entries:

  • Like Cascading Style Sheets? Well you can cascade your style on my sheets anytime!
  • Hey, does your ISP block port 23? We could always set up a Proxy
  • Looks like your Padding is set to “0“. Wanna start a Font-Family?”
  • do { me(); } while ( len($all_night) < $long );
  • Nice Popups!
  • Why don’t we Drop Down and Select a Relative Position before we Submit?
  • You have no Class, but I love your Style! Let’s get Embedded.
  • Hey, wanna put your Backend through a Usability Test?
  • Lets go to back to my place and Collapse Margins. (Stacking Order is negotiable).
  • Hey, I’m from the W3C and I’ll Validate your Body!
  • That’s one of the nicest Forms I’ve had the pleasure of Parsing.
  • All your Attributes are fine, not to metion your Nesting Elements!

… and finally…

  • What’s the difference is between HTML and a Sex?
    [dunno]… Wanna go do some coding?
     

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